The EXPERIMENTALS first escaped from Dr Funstein's laboratory and came out to play at Halloween 2011 at Shocktober Fest. They enjoyed themselves so much they are never going to go back.
Look out for their videos on Youtube celebrating the seasons and follow them on twitter and facebook.
They will be back at Shocktober 2012 so come and play with them!
The Experimentals Picture courtesy of Emmest Photography
C.V’s
Picture of Dave.Y Name ONE
Taken from the streets of East Grinstead when he was just a small boy, ONE was the first of the EXPERIMENTALS. Locked in the laboratory for 50 years he has just made it out into the daylight. A shy and nocturnal creature, he is looking for like minded ladies for a future relationship who will overlook his small problems
Picture of Ange Name WOMAN
Woman is unsure where and when she was taken, in fact she is unsure of anything apart from the fact that some bits of her wobble. Plugged into Kent FM in the laboratory she cannot help but dance whenever she hears music and loves it whenever people join her.
Picture of Kyle Name THRUST
THRUST was taken into the laboratory as a robust teenager and cannot help the thrusting movements of his pelvis. He loves to gyrate and grunt at anything. You have been warned!
Picture of Dave K Name BIG
BIG was a friend of ONE and taken soon afterwards. Big by name and size. Best remembered in 2011 as helping Mama La LA give birth to a balloon. Looking for Lady WGSH for lasting pleasure.
Picture of Beth Name JIGGLY BOJANGLES
JIGGLY BOJANGLES is the Baby of the group and has perky lady parts hence her name. Full of fun and energy she is looking for a caring man who will treasure her.
On no account try and touch her as the other EXPERIMENTALS are very protective!
Picture of Ollie Name SMALL
SMALL is a totally new creation, made up from the severed pieces of all the others. He has trouble controlling his limbs and movements and is liable to collapse at any time. He has no idea what he is looking for in the future or even if there is a future never mind who he wants to share it with.
Be gentle with him!
The EXPERIMENTALS are coming!
Make sure you learn the dance moves for the great dance at Tulleys farm Shocktober Fest 2012