WACKY WAITERS
Do you want something different for your party or event?
Well this is it…
Comedy Waiters, Security Guards, Doormen, Paparazzi,
Unwanted Guests
They never forget that this is purely entertainment - none
of your guests will be upset; they know when to stop!
The Infiltrators specialise in improvising each
performance, so it is difficult to say what would happen at
your event.
They
are:
The World’s Worst Waiters, Dreadful Dinner Guests,
Bad-tempered Butlers, Awful After-Dinner Speakers,
Professional Actors
They will:
Infiltrate your Function, Appear to be genuine, Confuse
your colleagues, Wind up your staff, Fool your friends
They are:
Absolutely Ridiculous, Subtly Surreal, Downright Weird,
Amazing, Exasperating, Irritating, Convincing [Not
necessarily in that order!]
They usually work as a pair, but can work individually and
the sky’s the limit on larger jobs!
They interact with the guests for as long as it remains fun
[which usually means overrunning the official finish time]
starting by behaving fairly normally to blend in and then
gradually becoming more and more eccentric.
Some examples from the past
are:
During pre-dinner drinks to go around the guests asking how
long they will be with their drinks as the glasses need to
washed up for dinner and making appointments with people
around the room to collect them or allowing them to 'hire'
the glasses to hang on to them [they never take any money
for the hire]
They have carried in a large step ladder and started
repairing a light bulb over the table.
They have stripped down a gearbox to repair it so that they
can get home and have asked guests for spare parts etc.
They have been known to have a strip wash once we are 'off
duty'
At one wedding they had the bride's boss hoovering the
carpet before she arrives as they were ‘very short
staffed.’
IT IS IMPORTANT TO EMPHASISE THAT THEY NEVER THROW FOOD OR
DRINK AND NEVER INSULT GUESTS AND NEVER EMBARASS PEOPLE –
THEY ARE THE ONES WHO END UP LOOKING SILLY.
If given information about key guests [such as company
directors or the Bride/Groom or their parents at a
wedding,] they will incorporate that information as much as
possible in to the act.


